A: Marcus Ginyard, absolutely pumped
B: reserve guard/pygmy Wes Miller, who I’m pretty sure has just bitten his tongue
C: Byron Sanders
D: Tyler, I think
E: Has just seen something disgusting on the other side of the stadium at the exact moment of the touchdown
F: Deon Thompson
G: “Hey, Will. This is coach Bunting. Have you considered being a defensive lineman?”
H: Don’t know…Bambale Osby?
J: Ramses XVI, who couldn’t care less
K: Wants a high-five from Rayshawn, is so not getting it
L: ICE CREAM!!!
M: jumped over hedges, has not yet been noticed by campus security
N: Adarius Bowman doing a chicken dance. Duh.
I try to make a point about how UNC and UConn are both really good basketball schools, and how it’s peculiar that we enter this game with a combined 8-1 record (and, for all intents and purposes, should have been 9-0). Instead, I end up making this. Such are the inner machinations of my brain.