Don’t Let The Football Team Distract You: Our Doom is Imminent

So our football team lost again, defense was good, turnovers killed us for the third time, 1-4, rebuilding year, blah, blah, blah. The Tar Heels have a REAL crisis, people! The UNC women’s soccer team, perhaps the greatest dynasty in all of college sports, is on pace to have the worst season in their history. They’re getting shots out of the wazoo, but they can’t get a goal to save their souls. This week it resulted in their third loss of the season and only their seventh ACC loss ever, a 1-0 loss to Miami. Everything we know is at an end. RUN!

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