Coming out of the tunnel in the second half…
Mike Paulus: Yeah, I am sooo pumped for this game, even though I’m probably not going to see a snap. But hey, if I’m in the game, it;s because you’ve slammed the door shut, T.J. Now let’s kick some! Let’s go, T.J.! Let’s go, Quan! Let’s go, Greg! WHOOOOOOOO!!!
(Mike Paulus has just patted the back of each player just mentioned, unwittingly giving them an radio chip in the process.)
Third Quarter. UNC is up 10-3 against Virginia Tech.
This game ain’t looking half-bad. Defense is dominating, we’re in field goal range, and T.J. is looking pretty sharp.
T.J. Yates: HUT HUT!
Radio: Beep beepbeedeedeep beedeedeep beedeedeepeep beedeedeepeep beeeeeeeeeeeeep
(Yates is sacked for a loss of 20 yards, and hurts his left foot in the process)
Oh, no! T.J. can’t be hurt!
Butch: Get him out of there!
(Yates performs 7 step drop on bad foot, is sacked)
Butch: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!
Yates: I don’t know what came over me OW OW OW OW
Alright Mike, get yourself together. This game is on your shoulders now. Hopefully we can get the running game going. Keep the pressure off, you know. You can do this, Mike, This is what you came here for.
Alright, Well start with a run up the middle. Can’t be that bad. HUT HUT! (hands of to Greg Little) GO! GO GO GO GO GO! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! WAY TO GO GREG! WAY TO GO! Whoo, okay. 17-3. Defense is playing well. Pressure’s off.
VT possession. 3rd and 5. Tyrod Taylor has just been stopped for no gain.
Way to go defense! Way to go!
Unnamed Hokie Player:
Ron Cherry: After the play was over, personal foul, on the…
Radio: BEEEEP BEEDEEDEEP BEEPDEEDEEDEEPBEEEP BEEEEEEEEP
…on the defense. 15 yards from the dead ball spot, first down.
WHAT! He had Quan by the mask! How is that not on Tech, Ron? Oh, well, we can still force a field goal kick.
Virginia Tech scores after another, er, “odd” call, and the score is 17-10.
Okay, so they’ve cut the lead to seven. But come on, that was a fluke. We can still be in control of this game.
So, we’ll just do this like last time. handoff to Greg up the middle and see what happens. HUT HUT!
Radio: BEEEPBEDEDEEEPBEEEP BEDEDEEPBEEP BEEEEEEEEP
Okay, we’re in the red zone, getting into crunch time. We’ve made it this far, I think we can finish this drive get the momentum back, and walk away with victory. Alright, keep it cool.
Let’s see to the right here. Hey look! Foster’s open in the flat…
Radio: BEEPBEDEEPBEBEDEEEEEPPBEPBEDEEEP BEEEEP
Macho Harris: Mmm yummy delicious interception
Wha…what just happened? Oh come on! What made me throw that to Nicks? How could i be so stupid!
Hokies win the game, 20-17.
Okay, something’s up. way too many weird things have been going on. How could this have happened? HOW!
Meanwhile, not far away…
Anonymous voice from Durham #1:
Ananymous voice from Durham #2:
Hey, it’s Greg. Just wanted to let you know that the plan worked. Phase one of Operation Sabotage is complete.
Anonymous voice from Durham #1: Excellent. But I still can’t believe you got your brother to become part of the plan.
Anonymous voice from Durham #2: I know! That dude is so gullible when he’s around me.
Anonymous voice from Durham #1: Muahahahaha….
Anonymous voice from Durham #1: BWAHH-HAHAHAHAAAAAAA…
TO BE CONTINUED…